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THE COMMANDS OF NORSEMAN

1. Do never, NEVER EVER take Epe in to your bands roadcrew.

2. When Frank starts to demonstrate "The Pumtsih-Dance" it is time to leave the bar.

3. If Pete comes to rehersals without couple of hamburgers with him you should try his forehead. He must have fever.

4. If J.Tikander and Epe come to rehersals without couple of sixpacks with them you should try their foreheads. They must have a fever (remember the commands number 12 and 14 and if your name happends to be Epe you should try to remember the command number 15).

5. If Jaska needs two or more takes when recording keyboards you should try his forehead. He must have a fever.

6. If you try the forehead of Frank you must have a fever.

7. You must hallow the Easter at studio and record new material and try eachothers foreheads... even THE forehead of Frank (remember the commands number 12 and 14).

8. Beer is the best friend of the friends.

9. If you do not know the truth you should remember the command number 11.

10. If Epe is waiting you at bus stop, whistling some stupid melody empty gaze in his eyes, you should quickly step hard on the gas and not notice him.

11. Do not explain.

12. Do not bother to try the forehead of Epe. You already know that he has a fever.

13. If you have a fever you should remember the command number 8 and at next morning you MUST remember the command number 9 and try the foreheads of your friends (remember the commands number 6, 12 and 14).

14. If you are brave enough to try the forehead of J."angry"Tikander you should carefully check that your platearmor is ok.

15. If you want to know what happends when you try your own forehead you should ask Epe about it (remember the command number 10) but if your name happends to be Epe you should try to understand the meaning of the command number 12.

16. If you still want to play in Fantasymetalband you must have a fever.

Taaron
The Great God Of The Light

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The Great God Of The Darkness